COMMUNISM - You have two cows; the Goverment takes both and gives you 1/4 of the milk.
FASCISM - You have two cows; the Goverment takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM - You have two cows; the Goverment takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUISM - You have two cows; the Goverment takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
CAPITALISM - You have two cows; you sell one and buy a bull.
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